To Whom It May Concern: I’m Scott Feldman — no, not that Scott Feldman, another one. Â I live in Boston, and I’m a Red Sox fan. Â As you might imagine, being a Sox fan is required by law here in Massachusetts. Â But to share a name with your star pitcher presents some obvious difficulties. I was writing to ask if perhaps you could arrange a meeting between your pitcher and me...
So you’re thinking: What does Scott want for his birthday?
I’m so glad you’re planning ahead. You see, lots of people tend to wait ’til the last minute. And at that point, I end up getting coffee mugs and gift cards. Not that those aren’t nice, mind you, but they’re not all that inspired. Instead, I’ll make it nice ‘n’ easy for you all. Possibly planned to coincide with my annual birthday celebration (which...