So I’m at a bar in Adams Morgan. It’s a nice bar with good people, good music, and beer. My buddy says, “hey how ’bout some nachos?” I concur. Then he says, “do you like hot sauce?” I do. “Try this, but just a drop.” I do. 2 beers, a glass of milk (yes milk), and a handful of nachos later I can still feel the burn. Alas, not in that...